> I HATES MOTHS EWWWWWW
EWWWWWWW
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
>
> Don has become the KILLER OF MOTHS
since we got married. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS
DIVE BOMB MY HEAD??? I HATE THEM!

I hate moths too. All they do is swarm around
your porch lights, and if they can manage to
get inside you house, they'll eat your clothes.

One time when I was at summer camp I felt
something land on my head after lights out,
while I was lying in my top bunk. It was too
dark too see what it was, so I did what comes
naturally in such situations and freaked out,
flailing my arms around in great agitation. In
the morning I discovered that I had smooshed
THE BIGGEST MOTH I EVER SAW IN MY
WHOLE LIFE against the wall. Ick.

Gri"moths ate holes in my best suit. I hates
'em."shny