Someday I hope to see scenes like these in real movies:

Heroic fighter pilot to mechanic just before he takes off, "This is my last mission. They are going to rotate me stateside tomorrow."
Then he takes off and escorts a squadron of B-17's across the channel and doesn't get shot down.

Two frightened girls are in a haunted house and one says to the other, "If I were you, I wouldn't open that door." She doesn't open the door.

A mysterious package is left by a messenger who doesn't even wait for a tip. It doesn't contain a bomb or severed body parts.

A car speeds along highway 101 and plunges off a cliff to a rocky beach below. It doesn't exploded and there is no fire.

A good-looking man and a beautiful woman go outside to lean against a railing and look at the moon. Neither of them breaks into song.

A dapper, gray-haired mob boss goes out to the street, gets into his car, and starts the engine. There is no explosion and he just drives away.

The good guy and the bad guy are having a lively gun fight. Finally, the BG shoots the gun from the GG's hand. Then seeing him helpless, he grins in an evil way, takes careful aim and shoots him. There was a bullet left in his gun and there was no sudden, unexpected shot from someone off camera to save his life.

One character in a movie is a woman with glasses, no makeup, and her hair in a bun. She doesn't turn out to be a beautiful babe.

Cowboy hero runs out of the saloon, leaps on his horse, misses and falls flat on his face in the mud.

A beautiful girl is sitting at her dresser fixing her hair and nobody walks up behind her.

A detective goes to an office and finds the door open, he goes in and sees nobody. Then he walks over and looks behind the desk, but there is no body on the floor.

A jewel thief steals a large diamond because there is no burglar alarm, there are no laser beams, and someone has foolishly left the safe open.

A wineo finds a briefcase in an alley and it contains no money.

The hero drives up to a building in a big hurry and there is no empty parking space in front of the door.

Two cowboys are sitting around a campfire deep in Indian country and one of them says. "I don't like it. It's quiet. Too quiet." But it stays that way and they both get a good nights sleep.

The husband comes home from work and doesn't say, "Honey, I'm home."

An old man has a flashback to his boyhood days in the 50's. He is riding his fat-tired, single-speed, coaster-brake bicycle, but it isn't a Schwinn Black Phantom.

A man and a woman, who don't really like each other, ditch their airplane in the ocean. There is no tropical island in the area, and the Coast Guard picks them up immediately.
Howard