> Well folks, like Brunnen-G, I'm back. I didn't spill ginger ale on my lap top but I have been attempting to fit into the crazy life that is studentness...

The Student Checklist (cut-out-and-keep version)

1) Eating peach slices out of the tin.

2) Going to the 24 hour laundry at 1:00 in the morning.

3) Taking two bin liners full of clothes to said laundry.

4) Doing an entire project in the student bar, and being forced to hand it in with a coffee/beer ring somewhere on it.

5) Becoming one of those people with a nocturnal life.

6) Growing and dyeing your own hair.

7) Dyeing someone else's hair because they fell asleep after a bender.

8) The Obligatory Traffic Cone Incident.

9) Being too afraid to wash one particular dish because you haven't washed it for about a week already and you don't want to touch it.

10) Partaking of too much caffeine, giving you The Fear.

11) Basing a religion/mythology around one of your lecturers.

12) Sneaking into a sociology lecture and spending the whole time pointing and laughing. Sociologists, replace with philosophy.

13) Rolling out of bed three minutes before a lecture, and still managing to get up and dressed in time.

14) Spending an hour in a final year lecture, because you got your times mixed up and you don't want to look stupid by leaving.

15) Exploring the biochemistry department and acting like the special forces/FBI.

16) Raw pasta because you didn't have time.

Mat"done all but one of these"thew