Must be my turn to check this list off...
Marvin, on host 146.57.84.72
Tuesday, December 11, 2001, at 22:16:04
Re: Is it nearly home time? posted by Matthew on Tuesday, December 11, 2001, at 06:28:35:
> > Well folks, like Brunnen-G, I'm back. I didn't spill ginger ale on my lap top but I have been attempting to fit into the crazy life that is studentness... > > The Student Checklist (cut-out-and-keep version) > > 1) Eating peach slices out of the tin.
I don't like peaches, but if they were mushrooms.
> 2) Going to the 24 hour laundry at 1:00 in the morning.
I do my laundry at home. Yay for me.
> 3) Taking two bin liners full of clothes to said laundry.
Err, I take two weeks of clothes home. Does that count for anything?
> 4) Doing an entire project in the student bar, and being forced to hand it in with a coffee/beer ring somewhere on it.
Oh COME ON. I don't procastinate THAT much. Yet.
> 5) Becoming one of those people with a nocturnal life.
Maybe if I didn't care about my sleep as much....
> 6) Growing and dyeing your own hair.
Nope, sorry.
> 7) Dyeing someone else's hair because they fell asleep after a bender.
Nope, I'm too cautious. I'd never let that happen to me.
> 8) The Obligatory Traffic Cone Incident.
Nope, not yet really.
> 9) Being too afraid to wash one particular dish because you haven't washed it for about a week already and you don't want to touch it.
I don't really have too many dirty dishes. I either eat at food service or I stave. Speaking of that, I need more lunches. One will not last me a week.
> 10) Partaking of too much caffeine, giving you The Fear.
Oh yes. I drink a lot of pop late at night.
> 11) Basing a religion/mythology around one of your lecturers.
Eh, not really, yet. But we did give a presentation on a scene from Chasing Amy. Does that count for anything?
> 12) Sneaking into a sociology lecture and spending the whole time pointing and laughing. Sociologists, replace with philosophy.
I'm too nice to do something like that.
> 13) Rolling out of bed three minutes before a lecture, and still managing to get up and dressed in time.
Hmmmm, that sounds like my Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I hope I don't have that problem next semester, since my earliest class is at 11:45 =)
> 14) Spending an hour in a final year lecture, because you got your times mixed up and you don't want to look stupid by leaving.
Oh, COME ON. I know where I'm supposed to be most of the time.
> 15) Exploring the biochemistry department and acting like the special forces/FBI.
Oooooo, sounds like fun. Gotta try that some day.
> 16) Raw pasta because you didn't have time.
Ummmmmm, no.
> Mat"done all but one of these"thew
Mar "Can I go HOME yet? What, in a week? Good, good" vin
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