And can we talk about how stupid it was for them to try and Shoehorn Jack Sparrow into being Will's brother? An obviously contrived plot device.

Oh wait, should there be a spoiler alert for that?

> ***ERHM SPOILER ALERT OMIGOSH SOUND THE ALARUM***
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Ah-oogah!
ah-oogah!
chucka, oogah-oogah oogah-chucka (I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me)





> (SPOILERS THE REST OF THE WAY DOWN)
> All things considered, in this movie, and correct me if I'm wrong, I don't think anything major actually happened in the storyline. There was no plot. All you have to remember going into the third movie is, Jack has been eaten by a Kraken, and somehow they all have to save him. Or not. Maybe they ran out of money, so they couldn't have Johnny Depp anymore. Man, that would make the third movie somewhat of a crap fest.
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> Anyway, plot or no, it was one of the best movies I've seen this summer.
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> I do think that... other... captain guy... from the last movie... I forgot his name, don't bother telling me later, I'll already have looked it up. But anyway, that captain dude who walked in at the last five seconds of the movie made me happy. I wanted to see him come back, but...
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> HE DIED. COME ON. He got SHOT in the HEART. With a GUN. By JOHNNY DEPP. At the PEAK of the storyline in the last movie. AFTER the CURSE had been BROKEN. By ORLANDO BLOOM. If you get killed by major celebrities, chances are you are not coming back in the sequel.
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> Makes you yearn for the three-quel. I mean, when they showed that captain dude from a low angle, you got that "Gosh, he's gonna kill some serious bad guys and raise hell in the next movie" feeling.
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Barbossa. And yeah, he came back, but that's because it was at the behest of the Witch Lady, who I couldn't understand a word she was saying. And it is important to remember all the stuff abotu Davey Joneseseses heart, which I don't remember what the whole deal was. It was something like, you have his heart, you control his crew and the Kraken, but if you kill it, you take his place, and still control the Kraken or something. I didn't get it.

> -z"I feel...Cold. *slump*"K

You didn't leave a long enough pause in there. When I quote that part, I say, and this is verbatim...

"I feel pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause.... pause cold."

And that's exactly how I say it, too, because I'm making fun of him.

-Rifty