You rock, Rifty.



[[[YES THE SPOILERS ARE STILL HERE. NOBODY CARES, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE BY NOW IT'S YOUR FAULT.]]]

> And can we talk about how stupid it was for them to try and Shoehorn Jack Sparrow into being Will's brother? An obviously contrived plot device.
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> Oh wait, should there be a spoiler alert for that?
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> > ***ERHM SPOILER ALERT OMIGOSH SOUND THE ALARUM***
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> Ah-oogah!
> ah-oogah!
> chucka, oogah-oogah oogah-chucka (I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me)
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> Barbossa. And yeah, he came back, but that's because it was at the behest of the Witch Lady, who I couldn't understand a word she was saying. And it is important to remember all the stuff abotu Davey Joneseseses heart, which I don't remember what the whole deal was. It was something like, you have his heart, you control his crew and the Kraken, but if you kill it, you take his place, and still control the Kraken or something. I didn't get it.
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Neither did I. I did enjoy laughing at the Jamaican witch doctor lady for about fifteen minutes, though.

> > -z"I feel...Cold. *slump*"K
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> You didn't leave a long enough pause in there. When I quote that part, I say, and this is verbatim...
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> "I feel pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause pause.... pause cold."

(I was laughing out loud at this point. Yes, I am weird.)

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> And that's exactly how I say it, too, because I'm making fun of him.
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> -Rifty