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> 4:15 pm - Mom calls and yells at me for not eating anything. I had eaten some chips with my Mountain Dew, but this was not acceptable to her.
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> 4:25 pm - Stop for food at BurgerKing. Got gas, and had another bathroom break. 6.675 gallons of gas. Mileage: 4765
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> 4:30 pm - The cheese incident. Ugh. I got a BK fish sandwich and didn't open it until I was on the road, because... well, I'm dumb. I had cruise control on, was steering with my left knee and holding the sandwich in my left hand. With my right hand I unwrapped it and discovered that they put cheese on the sandwhich. Eww. So, I had to drive like that for a while peeling the cheese off the sandwich. After I got as much as possible off of it, I threw the wrapper away. Then as I was eating, a piece of cheese fell on the floor!! I spent the next 5 minutes trying to get it, but I couldn't reach. So I unfolded my sunglasses and stabbed the cheese with the earpiece. I got it! Whew.
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> 4:45 pm - Call mom and yell at her because now that I've eaten I'm TIRED. Next time I'll remember to snack only.
> 6:05 pm - Come to another Toll Booth and take a ticket
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> 8:00 pm - Leave that station, get another ticket. I really hate I-90.
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> 10:08 pm - Finally make it off of I-90 with another toll booth ($4.85).
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> 12:00 pm - Jaguar calls to see if I'm still awake. I am. He gets cut off.. stupid cell phone.
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> 12:05 am - My sister calls to see if I'm still awake. I am. She gets cut off.... stupid cell phone.
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> 12:07 am - My sister calls back. We chat, and she goes to bed. Lucky.
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> 12:15 am - Jaguar calls back. He gets cut off again. I hate my cell phone.
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> 12:30 am - Jaguar calls back again. I take a wrong road while I'm on the phone with him. Thankfully he can guide me back to the road I think I'm supposed to be on.
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> 12:45 am - I call Sam because now I'm not so sure this new road is right. It is, and he stays on the phone with me until I am a-ok.
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> 1:45 am - I call Sam and see if I'm still on the right path. He assures me I am, and that it will probably be another hour until I'm done.
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> 2:30 am - I call Sam and tell him I'm in the driveway. And I finally went to the bathroom. Whew.
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> famous

An interesting travelog. You must have taken lots of notes about times and things. I think I know why you got so many tickets. You were talking on the phone while driving. (TWD) You were eating while driving. (EWD) And cleaning up the floor of the car while driving. (CUTFOTCWD)All of these are ticket offenses or should be.

I don't know where you threw the sandwich wrapper, but I hope it wasn't out the window, because that is littering while driving (LWD) and could have easily earned you another of those tickets. I also wonder if you are guilty of drinking Mt. Dew while driving (DMDWD), or yelling while driving (YWD), or reading a roadmap while driving (RRMWD).

Had you been driving in Tennessee you would have noticed some differences. The roads all have lines, and there are no toll roads in the whole state. Also, around here, the cops stop you and write you a ticket so you don't have to stop at a booth to get one. That's what we call good service.

I ate at the Burger King and got gas, too.

Do we get an account of the return trip?
Howard