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> An interesting travelog. You must have taken lots of notes about times and things. I think I know why you got so many tickets. You were talking on the phone while driving. (TWD) You were eating while driving. (EWD) And cleaning up the floor of the car while driving. (CUTFOTCWD)All of these are ticket offenses or should be.
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> I don't know where you threw the sandwich wrapper, but I hope it wasn't out the window, because that is littering while driving (LWD) and could have easily earned you another of those tickets. I also wonder if you are guilty of drinking Mt. Dew while driving (DMDWD), or yelling while driving (YWD), or reading a roadmap while driving (RRMWD).
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> Had you been driving in Tennessee you would have noticed some differences. The roads all have lines, and there are no toll roads in the whole state. Also, around here, the cops stop you and write you a ticket so you don't have to stop at a booth to get one. That's what we call good service.
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> I ate at the Burger King and got gas, too.
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> Do we get an account of the return trip?
> Howard

Howard, you RULE. And yes.

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