#641

• What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
• Roberto.

#642

Two monkeys stumbled into a wall. They were plastered!

#643

• What kind of television do horses like?
• Saddle-lite TV

#644

• What did the ghost say on December 25th?
• Scary Christmas!

#645

• What did the strawberry say on December 25th?
• Berry Christmas!

#646

• What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?
• They went on stroke.

#647

• What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up?
• Gee-I'm-a-tree!

#648

• What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
• A lumpy milkshake.

#649

• What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
• Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

#650

• Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator?
• Because he was General Electric.