#661

• Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?
• Because it had no guts.

#662

• What do you call a monster snake that works for the government?
• A civil serpent.

#663

• What do ghosts like to chew?
• Boobble gum.

#664

• What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
• A bite in shining armour.

#665

• What is a monster's favourite game?
• Swallow the leader.

#666

• What is a 'forum'?
• Two-um plus two-um.

#667

• Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?
• Billy the Squid.

#668

• What has fifty legs but still can't walk?
• Half a centipede.

#669

• How do fleas travel?
• By itch-hiking.

#670

• Why did the elephants leave the circus?
• They were tired of working for peanuts.