#601

• Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach?
• Yes. It's better to swim in water.

#602

• Why was the musician arrested?
• He got in treble.

#603

• Why were screams coming from the kitchen?
• The cook was beating the eggs.

#604

• When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
• Your fingers.

#605

• What's a tongue twister?
• When your tang gets all tongueled up.

#606

• When should you charge a battery?
• When you can't pay cash.

#607

• Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
• To make sure he still wasn't there.

#608

• When does an Irish potato change nationality?
• When it's french fried.

#609

• What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
• Are you my mother?

#610

• How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?
• When it's too heavy to lift.