"Men and women are never going to understand each other, my advice to you is to just stop trying- you aren't going to figure it out. I know I'll never understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax...
"Pour it on to your upper thigh...
"Rip the hair out- BY THE ROOT...
"And still be afraid of a spider."
-Jerry Seinfeld

So, here's the thing. I just got out of the shower, and I am continually stymied by what I see there. I get in, and there are, in no particular order- 3 kinds of soap. White, Green, and Brown (?). White and green, fine, I can deal with it.

Brown?

There are four different kinds of shampoo. For oily hair, for highlighted hair, for dandruff, and my Selsun Blue shampoo.

There are four different bottles of conditioner- all of them bearing the same title, except one of them says "European hair conditioner."

Now, how many people use this bathroom?

Me and my sister.

Why the blue flipping blazes are there three different soaps, four shampoos, and four bottles of the same kind of conditioner for two people (technically one, cause I use my own shampoo)?

-Rifty