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Re: Return of the King review (with Spoilers)
Posted By: Suedadieotan, on host 64.173.196.199
Date: Monday, December 29, 2003, at 21:41:43
In Reply To: Return of the King review (with Spoilers) posted by Issachar on Monday, December 29, 2003, at 11:34:30:

Your review was good, for someone who has read the books. Here's a review/Movie-A-Minute from someone who hasn't:

SOME PEOPLE

(Go off and fight battles.)

MEAN GUY WHO IS NOT THE KING

You're not Boromir. Die! (Tries to light his son on fire, then dies.)

SOME PEOPLE

(Go off and fight battles.)

FRODO

I hate this stupid ring, and yet, I want to start a serious, long-term relationship with it. (Throws Golum and the ring into a volcano.)

SOME PEOPLE

(Go off and fight battles.)

THE SIDE OF GOOD

(Wins.)

ME

So... what's this movie about?

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