"Highbrow TV Documentary"
Are the columns of the Parthenon straight?
I have a radical theory that they're not.
I went to Italy, to meet conservative Dr. Topolopogus:
'The columns of the Parthenon look straight.'
I'm going to go to America.
Are the columns of the Parthenon straight?
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I went to America to meet the radical Dr. Spencer:
'I think the columns of the Parthenon curve inwards.'
I'm going to go to Australia.
Are the columns of the Parthenon straight?
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I went to Australia, to meet the practical Dr. Frank:
'I don't know, but let's go to Greece and find out.'
We're going to go to Greece.
Are the columns of the Parthenon straight?
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We go to Greece, and find a guy with a huge set square.
The columns turn out to be curved, proving my theory, and the worth of this programme.
I draw a picture of the Parthenon in fairly impressive CG.
The End
-Chr"Time well spent, imho"Ed