Resurrecting one of the funner threads from the old message forum...

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"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

UNKEMPT STRAIGHT GUY
Five gay men, I need advice on scoring with chicks.

FIVE GAY MEN
The first thing we need to change is everything about you.

[One FABULOUS makeover later]

KEMPT STRAIGHT GUY
Thank you five gay men. I shall now score with chicks.

FIVE GAY MEN
Now we'll watch you on this television monitor and make fun of you.

THE END

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"Monk"

SHARONA
Adrian, there's been a murder that needs solving.

ADRIAN MONK
Just a second, it looks like someone knocked over this box of toothpicks.

[He spends the rest of the episode putting them back in the box.]

THE END

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-Faux Pas