> My other main haunts are an "underground hip-hop" site, where I can gripe and moan about how commercialized thug rap sucks; and a "marriage issues" site, where I can smugly reflect on how the little foibles of my relationship are squat compared to the dozens of people who all somehow managed to marry the biggest jerkwad of all time.

Are you accusing me of bigamy, sir? I think you'll find I have only one wife, and that's hardly "dozens."