Paper clips, drapery hooks, shirt buttons, unidentified key, glass bead, key ring, pencils, ball point pens that don't write, crayon, automotive fuse, dead flashlight batteries, half a watchband, thumb tacks, cap from Elmer's glue bottle, small piece of white chalk, push pins, calculator, clothes pins, safty pins, straight pins, small buckle, toy plastic airplane propeller, Barbie shoe, 1972 U.S. cent, 1982 Canadian cent, $6 in Monopoly money, Eastern Airlines boarding pass, four marbles, two dice, one red checker, small magnet, flashlight bulb, brass nails, window shade hooks, dried up tube of model airplane glue, two movie ticket stubs for "You've Got Mail," broken pocket knife, fruit jar flat, pocket mirrow, plastic wallet sized calendar for 1990, whet stone, picture of unidentified kid, store coupons, gum wrappers, twist ties, fishing sinkers, several slot-head screws, broken remote for TV, Coke bottle cap, thimble, Hard Rock Cafe pin back button, Gore/Liberman button, name tag from Cushman meet, boat registration from 1988, potato chip clip, bulldog clip, plastic spoon, GI can opener, broken rubber bands, small note book, small stove bolt, fifteen phillips screws, string, paint scraper, and a few other unidentified objects.

Look in your junk drawer. Your whole life is in there.
Howard