> 10. If I say something in RinkChat, and you say, "AAAAAH, A GHOST!" then you are NOT A REAL RINKIE. Real Rinkies did this like eight years ago and tucked that little bit of cleverness away in the "done" bucket.

Similarly, if you find it amusing and/or cute to /shrink people who are away and/or idle, then you are NOT A REAL RINKIE. Real Rinkies did this eight years ago and then realised how gay it is and put it in the gay bucket right next to France. Doing this puts you in danger of being placed in the gay bucket, too, and no Real Rinkie would ever be caught in there.

> 12. Have you ever made a mistake? If so, you are NOT A REAL RINKIE. Real Rinkies do not make mistakes, although occasionally they fake them once in a while in consideration of other people's inferiority complexes, but they never actually make mistakes, such as that time I didn't screw up a BuzzBot question by saying the forbidden word "looks," despite appearances.

Addendum: This does not apply to Darien, who is legally required to be responsible for all mistakes, errors, accidents, spillages, horrible tragedies, catastophes, typoes, bot game glitches, chat room bugs, and missing and/or removed RinkWorks features and/or services.

> This concludes the new standard requirements for Rinkiehood.

Proposed additions:

Have you ever been banned from RinkChat? If not, then you are NOT A REAL RINKIE. All real Rinkies have been banned by someone just out of spite at one time or another.

Do you know who the Supreme Dictator and Official RinkWorks Crime Boss are? If not, you are NOT A REAL RINKIE. Also, if you do not live in mortal terror of being put on The List, you are NOT A REAL RINKIE.

Do you know who Lou Ferrigno is? If not, not only are you NOT A REAL RINKIE, but you're horribly deprived. You poor thing.

Have you ever been hit on by Dave? If not, you are either NOT A REAL RINKIE or NOT A REAL FEMALE. You may choose which of the two applies to you.