> 5. Get involved in an intense and heated discussion/debate/argument/battle on a message forum like this one and WIN. I'm tired of always reaching an impasse with little achieved but boiling blood and angry people. Someday I want to astound people with my logic and stuff, and make them change their minds to agree with me. But we all know *that* will never happen. I can hear you laughing at me already.

Sorry to tell you, but you'll always be very unprepaired for this one as long as you keep all your incorrect opinions. I suggest you adopt all of mine, and then there'll be very little chance of you losing.