> Good luck with classes! Stop by every once in a while to remind us you're still alive.


Yeah, don't drop off the face of the planet for five years, like... like...

*cough*

Anyway, yeah. Have fun in college!

Oh, and when they give you that idealistic lecture where they tell you to broaden your mind and challenge your professors - don't do it. Just don't. Take it from me, I learned the hard way. Just listen carefully to whatever your professors' opinions are, then spoon-feed it back to them like a nice little drone. Professors are like cows, except that even cows don't need help regurgitating their own opinions.

If you do choose (at your own peril) to learn more knowledge and exercise your critical thinking skills, then at least have the wisdom to leave this out of the papers that you write.

When you gain the ability to mock a professor's stupid opinions WITHOUT him realizing it, and you can do this in a 10-page paper that you give him as homework, then you will have achieved enlightenment.

And I will call you "grasshopper".

E"I ain't no grasshopper, but I are edjumicated!"nigma