"We've got some web pages."
By Snook Draddots
Welcome to Slapdash City! I have assembled an impressive array of
web sites and online activities right here, all in one place, for you to
surf to and enjoy. In fact, I've obsoleted an estimated 92.3% of the world's
web sites, because Slapdash City does what they do, only better, and
more stuff besides. My site is cool! I hope you like it too!
Don't forget to sign my guestbook!
Table of Contents
Stuff About Me
Fun and Games
- You can actually buy all these Books That Start
With 'R', because I'm an officially authorized associate of
- Don't forget the most important book of all: my
guestbook, which you are perfectly free to sign if you want.
References and Archives
- Visit the Good Web Site Award home page.
Check out the winners. They are ruling sites.
- Check out my Broken Link List. Pretty much
every link breaks eventually. Why wait? These links are pre-broken.
You are visitor number
since August 23, 1995.
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