Can I assume from all of this that you are a firm believer in kryptonite?
Howard

> You can say what you want, but Superman Returns was the DUMBEST movie EVAR.
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> Lifting a car? Fine. Landing an airplane? Alright. Picking up the back half of a huge freakin' boat loaded with water? Alright, I can suspend my disbelief that far.
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> Picking up a whole freaking landmass that's LOADED with enough Kryptonite to kill Superman a thousand times over, and then flying far enough into space so that when he throws it away it isn't sucked back down to earth?
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> No, sorry. I must call foul on that. I refuse to accept that. I don't care if Superman is super strong- he isn't God. He can't deal with that much Kryptonite. I mean, TEN MINUTES BEFORE he was getting his butt kicked by three rent-a-thugs, because he had no powers, because the Kryptonite took it all away, and now, here he is, lifting the whole bloody thing out of the water, carrying 100 miles into space, and then farther to escape earth's gravitation and then throwing it away?
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> I must make a cry of crapola.
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> That, and when Lex Luthor left the bloody boat in the first place, he left the crystals there. They were sitting ON THE TABLE. Lois told her kid not to touch one, just before she told him to go play the piano, which was after Lex had left.
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> Luthor never came back, so where the blue flipping blazes did the crystals come from? Foul foul foul.
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> This close. I was THIS CLOSE to walking out, but the two reasons I didn't were because
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> 1. It was free.
> 2. I didn't want to be rude to John (guy I saw the movie with cause he wanted to see it).
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> I'm sorry if you've seen it and you liked it. I thought it was stupid. I'm sorry if you haven't seen it, and I've spoiled it for you. Since I've come this far, let me spoil it the rest of the way- the kid is a Deus Ex Machina, cause he's Superman's son, although it's never fully explained, and no set up was given for it.
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> Dumb dumb dumb.
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> Alright. I feel better now.