> We regret to inform you that Mousie is unable to continue contributing to this thread; she slipped on the wet floor while getting out of the bathtub and cracked her head open. You will be informed of her recuperation status at a later time.

Oh no, and it's all my fault. Now what will I do? I've seen this sort of thing in comic books. Now Mousie will probably become an insane genius with mystic powers due to a sudden shock to the brain - Bathmat Woman! - I hope she's not going to be a badguy because then she might try to hunt me down.
How ever can I make amends? Tell me, Mousie. Otherwise this tragic episode will haunt me forever.

Brunnen-"something not involving marriage would be good"G