> It happened in Tunbridge Wells (is it just me, or would that make a good horror movie title?), and it never really happened, anyway. The "Batman" photo was a stunt by national reporters (from the Guardian, I think), because they couldn't be bothered to check what costume he was supposed to be wearing. And then it all turned out to be a hoax, anyway....

Now why did I think it was Southampton? The workings of my mind are always alien to me. Anyway, that's very disappointing. I was hoping that it would spark off a whole slew of superheroes, fighting "crime" and not realising that their costumes always reveal the lower halves of their faces.

Si-"But no-one ever gets hit there"-gi