The other day my youngest* grandson, Alex, was lounging on my lap. He looked up and commented,"Poppop, you have hair in your nose."
"Everybody has hair in their nose."
"But you have a *lot* of hair in your nose."
"Well, it's not growing on top of my head very well. I have to grow it somewhere."
After a long thoughtful pause, he said, "Do you want me to pull some of it out for you?"
I declined the offer.
Howard
*not quite six yet