> Today I received the second business cards I have ever had in my life. The first lot of business cards I had were organised for me when I became art director of the magazine I worked at; they had 500 cards printed and I think I managed to hand out three of them in all the years I worked there. Assuming I go through these ones at the same rate, I will need to stay with this company for the next three hundred and forty years to get rid of the whole box.

Haha, I still haven't even *opened* the box of business cards I got a couple of years ago. We tech writers just don't get into many business-card-swapping situations, I guess. Also, my manager ix-nayed the job title I requested to be printed on my cards, which was "lowly worm".

Iss "at least around here I'm still the Personnel Manager in Charge of Lackeys, Toadies and Lickspittles" achar