> > This is a debate that Dave and I got into yesterday, and argued about for hours or something, because that's just the kind of cool people we are: Is chewing gum "food"?
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> At work tonight, I got to thinking about how this debate might have gotten started...
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> DAVE: (opens refridgerator) "Man, Brunnen-G, we need to go to the grocery store! We don't have *any* food in the house!"

I think about the funniest thing in the world would be if Dave actually calls her Brunnen-G. I mean, yeah, my wife calls me Darien, but... at least that's a name-like name. Brunnen-G is a fine name for a test sample, or a dead race of aliens, or a synthetic polymer, but just doesn't work for a person. And especially not for a hot chick.

But you'll get many cool points if your mailbox reads "David J. Parker and Brunnen-G."