Every now and then my computer looks me in the eye and says "Mail truck!" I take that to mean incoming email, but usually, there is nothing new.

I think the highway department has hacked into my computer. You know who they are. They are the people who put up signs that say, "Men working" "sholder drop off" "workers present" uneven lanes" "one lane traffic" "begin construction" "speed limit 45," but none of it is true.

Oops! There goes the mail truck again. I'm off to Outlook Express to fall for it one more time.
Howard