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> You're going to win. I'm sure of it. Sorry, chum.

Since nobody has yet answered my question regarding *what* the winner will win, here are some suggestions. I think you should settle on a prize and then the loser could give it to the winner.

1. A video or DVD copy of "Dracula", version of your choice.
2. A high-tech replacement artificial nose. You can get them at joke shops. Usually they have glasses and a Groucho moustache attached.
3. A giant family-sized bag of cottonballs.
4. The cash equivalent of whatever you get paid for one visit to a blood donor clinic (since I believe you get paid for it in the USA).
5. A cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit (since that's what we get paid for it here).
6. A little red baby bib.
7. A framed picture of Prince Alexei Romanov.
8. A copy of Gerald Durrell's short story "A Question of Degrees", which remains the greatest (if not the only) humorous work of nosebleed literature ever published.
9. A tacky, garish "ONLINE NOSEBLEED CONTEST WINNER 2002!" site-award gif.
10. A hot dinner to enable the unfortunate winner to relax and think of other things. I suggest a nice warm can of salty tomato soup.