Message Forum: Re: The best man.

Re: The best man.

Posted By: Howard, on host 216.80.145.201
Date: Monday, December 2, 2002, at 07:23:14
In Reply To: The best man. posted by Bourne on Monday, December 2, 2002, at 01:10:59:

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> Any tips for best men?
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> Bo"apart from slink off to play pool as I've been warned about that already"urne

Remember that the best man is sort of an unofficial vice president in charge of practical jokes. If the bride doesn't have a kid brother, you will be expected to tie cans and shoes to the back bumper, and adorn the car with "Just Married" signs. If you are trusted with their luggage, . . well, that opens up all kinds of possibilities. And remember that cooked rice sticks better. I don't recommend the old-dead-fish jokes, but under the hood of the car works best. Knock yourself out.
Howard

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Message:	> > > > Any tips for best men? > > > > Bo"apart from slink off to play pool as I've been warned about that already"urne > > Remember that the best man is sort of an unofficial vice president in charge of practical jokes. If the bride doesn't have a kid brother, you will be expected to tie cans and shoes to the back bumper, and adorn the car with "Just Married" signs. If you are trusted with their luggage, . . well, that opens up all kinds of possibilities. And remember that cooked rice sticks better. I don't recommend the old-dead-fish jokes, but under the hood of the car works best. Knock yourself out. > Howard
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