> Talk about putting the fun back into funerals, I once heard a story about a guy who requested that, instead of a funeral, his friends all be invited to a party. The funeral money went for a jazz band, food, and drinks. Naturally, it turned into a drunken brawl, and they buried him smiling.
> How"unsubstanctiated"ard

Unsubstantiated? That's the way they've been doing it in Ireland and many other parts of the world for donkey's years.

Brunnen-"they wrapped him up in a nice clean sheet, and laid him out upon the bed, with a gallon of whiskey at his feet, and a barrel of porter at his head"G