> > Did you know that Han Solo originally got that
> > vest from Greedo? At least, according to one
> > of the stories in "Tales from the Mos Eisley
> > Cantina." Apparently Greedo bore a long
> > grudge against Solo becuase he took the
> > prized vest from him as recompense for some
> > prank he pulled as a teenage Rodian.
> >
> > Gri"whose vest is cooler, Han Solo's or
> > Darien's?"shny
>
> I was rereading your post and the obvious solution hit me. While I think I'm right in saying Greedo's vest would not fit Han, it probably *would* fit Darien. So "Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina" just got its source information a bit muddled. Some of those guys who hang out in there probably think all male humanoids look the same, especially through a haze of whatever it is they drink on Tatooine.
>
> Admit it, Darien, you stole Greedo's vest and you've been letting Han Solo take the rap for it all these years.

I stole nothing. I won it from him fair and square. And don't listen to any of those communists who say the card game was crooked. They're just jealous because I now have the Vest of Universal Smoothness and they don't.

- D