> So, after a four hour bus ride yesterday, I got into Williamstown. It's a very pretty part of the world, with funny-coloured trees. I met Lynette, who then pretty much immediatly rushed off to a rehersal. When she got back, we drove off to Greenfield (is that right?) to meet Darien and Mina.
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> We went out for a meal in the restaurant that Darien works in, and it was very nice. I had swordsfish. Lynette kept stage-whispering that the waitress was coming on to me. We also discussed the way waitresses are paid in America, and I now understand exactly how bad they have it. There's no way that kind of pay structure would be even close to legal back home.
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> We went back to the Darienhouse and had Mina's home made apple crisp, and Leen's home made brownies, and looked at wedding photoes. Darien gave me beer, and we talked about random stuff. Then we played Clue!, which Darien won, so he must have been cheating. And Lynette kept stabbing him with a fork. We talked about more random stuff, and people burst out laughing when I used the phrase "washing up liquid".
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> We headed back to Williams town after that, because it was about half past midnight. I assured Darien and Mina that the next time I'm in the area, I'll drop by.

I hate to be a pain, but that wasn't nearly insulting enough. I'm sure you can do better than that. I mean, you called me a "dirty monkey-whore" to my face, but the best you have in this post is accusing me of cheating at Clue just because my natural superiority overwhelmed all of you people. Come on, then. Let's get some good ol' flames going here.