> I have one question for you, Ria. How many cats do you have? I counted at least four that you mentioned in that post, and I have this sneaking suspicion that you actually have 384 more around somewhere.

Too many. (Actually, I only mentioned three in the post. Indy, the monster kittay, loves my vanilla lotion.) The three mentioned in my post are the only ones who stay inside; the other four stay outside, and apart from the occasional inside romp (and the fact we had them fixed and vaccinated), we only just feed them.

However, if you want to make up for the 380 others you thought I had, you could look around my house for the many, many cat collectibles, stuffed animals, porceline figures, frames, posters... even a cat piggy bank.

> Ell"'ailurophile' is a cool word"myruh

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