> Oddly, I can only raise either my left eyebrow, or both at once.

Interesting. If you'll refer to my other post, you'll see that I can only raise either my right eyebrow, or both at once.

I'm left-handed. I assume you're right-handed, since that's what most people are. You know how the nerves from your brain lobes cross near the neck? So, if you're right-handed, then you're left-brain-lobed, and if you're left-handed, then you're right-brain-lobed? Well, I'm pretty sure the nerves from the lobes cross below the eyebrows. So, Fuzzpilz, since you're left-brain-lobed (meaning right-handed), and your lobe-nerves cross below your eyebrows, then you're left-eyebrowed. I, on the other hand, am right-brain-lobed, and so am right-eyebrowed. Maybe that's the explanation. Of course, if you're left-handed, then that blows my whole theory to kingdom come. Why doesn't everyone try that? Find out if you're right-handed or left-handed, try and move your eyebrows independently of each other, and see what happens.
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> Fuzz"I can also read, eat, listen to music and talk to people all at the same time"pilz

kniv"right-brain-lobed, indeed"etsil