> "Change comes through the barrel of a gun" - Mao Tse Sung
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> Let's talk about Nathan. He's reserved, a little bit shy, a little bit geeky. He actually injured himself when hugging Lynette goodbye. Okay, here's some advice that will guarentee instant coolness, Nathan. Whenever you're about to do something or say something, ask yourself "What Would Bruce Campbell Do?" This approach (and the slightly more advanced technique "What Would Christopher Walken Do?") will take you far, my boy. Soon, you'll start developing a manly, rugged chin and have hot chicks swarming all over you. Just remember: WWBCD? Get it tattooed on your arm. Chicks love enigmatic tattoos. And scars. Go wound yourself in a manly way.

Be careful with this one - I've found that the line "Gimme some sugar, Baby" will earn you a slap roughly fifty percent of the time.

Also "What would Christopher Walken Do?" doesn't work if you're reading a bedtime story to kids.

Bourne