Message Forum: Re: The future and bad technology

Re: The future and bad technology

Posted By: Eric Sleator, on host 68.7.213.100
Date: Wednesday, August 21, 2002, at 17:18:53
In Reply To: The future and bad technology posted by Ferrick on Wednesday, August 21, 2002, at 13:30:48:

> They are so small and they mock you by waiting
> until the last moment to fly away but with
> these new super cars, the birds wouldn't have
> the time to get out of the way. It would teach
> those freakin' crows a lesson.
>
> What a mess to clean up. Insects are bad
> enough.
>
> Ferrick

Birds are retards. Even people know it's stupid to play chicken (no pun intended). I suppose smashed-bird-hose-off-er could be the next minimum wage job, like burger-flipper or bathroom-cleaner or Arnold-Schwarzenegger-stunt-double. I certainly wouldn't want it.

Also, California is cool, because minimum wage here is like a thousand dollars more than the national minimum wage. I wish I had a job.

-Eric Sleator
Wed 21 Aug A.D. 2002

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Message:	> > They are so small and they mock you by waiting > > until the last moment to fly away but with > > these new super cars, the birds wouldn't have > > the time to get out of the way. It would teach > > those freakin' crows a lesson. > > > > What a mess to clean up. Insects are bad > > enough. > > > > Ferrick > > Birds are retards. Even people know it's stupid to play chicken (no pun intended). I suppose smashed-bird-hose-off-er could be the next minimum wage job, like burger-flipper or bathroom-cleaner or Arnold-Schwarzenegger-stunt-double. I certainly wouldn't want it. > > Also, California is cool, because minimum wage here is like a thousand dollars more than the national minimum wage. I wish I had a job. > > -Eric Sleator > Wed 21 Aug A.D. 2002
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