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Re: The joy of having total weirdos for friends

Posted By: teach, on host 209.226.89.212
Date: Saturday, August 10, 2002, at 11:05:31
In Reply To: Re: The joy of having total weirdos for friends posted by koalamom on Sunday, August 4, 2002, at 13:47:46:

>On the other hand, a barbarian costume probably wouldn't look any worse than some of those awful bridesmaid's gowns we've all seen.

Purple. Not a nice purple, a sear-your-eyes purple.

Sweet-heart neckline (for the fashion-impaired, assume the scariest cleavage imaginable).

Puffed sleeves.

Stiletto heels - aptly named, as they felt like knitting needles sticking into my feet by the middle of the ceremony. Dyed purple, incidentally, to add that "shrank half a size while we were dying it a lovely, matching, sear-your eyes purple" aspect of additional torture.

All, by the way, on a figure that could be most generously described as "Reubenesque".

te "and did I mention the HUGE bow on my butt?" ach

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Message:	> >On the other hand, a barbarian costume probably wouldn't look any worse than some of those awful bridesmaid's gowns we've all seen. > > Purple. Not a nice purple, a sear-your-eyes purple. > > Sweet-heart neckline (for the fashion-impaired, assume the scariest cleavage imaginable). > > Puffed sleeves. > > Stiletto heels - aptly named, as they felt like knitting needles sticking into my feet by the middle of the ceremony. Dyed purple, incidentally, to add that "shrank half a size while we were dying it a lovely, matching, sear-your eyes purple" aspect of additional torture. > > All, by the way, on a figure that could be most generously described as "Reubenesque". > > te "and did I mention the HUGE bow on my butt?" ach
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