Being unemployed rules. Except for that whole "no money" thing, the three months I was unemployed were the happiest of my life. No job. Nobody telling me what to do. No reason to get up in the monring. Heck, no reason to take a shower or go "outside" if I didn't want to. It was wonderful. Yeah, except for that "no money" thing. That part sucked.

I'm currently trying to find a way to combine the benefits of being unemployed (as listed above) with the one, single, solitary reason to even have a job at all (money). If I find a way to do this, I'll let you know. In the meantime though, you'll probably want to start selling excess crap in your house on eBay. That'll bring in some spending cash.

-- Dave