> When you skip rocks on a pond, which way
do you make it spin?

Counterclockwise. I wish I had more
opportunities to skip rocks.

> When you roast hot dogs on a fire, how do
you put the hot dog on the stick?

C: Stick it with a double-forked stick. Through
the side. You mess up the inside of your hot
dog too much if you run a spike all the way
through the middle of it lengthwise.

Speaking of hot doggers, I heard a radio
commercial recently that referred to hot dogs
as "the filet mignon of kids everywhere." I
thought that was creatively funny.

> From which side of a bicycle do you get on?

A. The left side. I wish I had more
opportunities to ride my bike. That reminds
me, I need to get my bicycle pump back from
my folks' house. Times' a wastin'!

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