> te "1/3 responsible - with Grish and HalfWitt - for starting the whole thing!" ach

Actually, I've done extensive research into exactly who caused this whole debate, and the numbers aren't quite so simple. The detailed results are as follows:

18% HalfWitt's fault, since his name is in the subject line of a lot of the first thread.
18% Tess' fault, since she's the one who married him, and that was the first post in the debate.
30% Grishny's fault, because he's an orc, and orcs always get blamed for things.
26% teach's fault, since she's Canadian. SMACK ACK!
7.9% Dave's fault, for asking lots of questions.
.1% Stephen's fault, since that's how much was left over and I felt like blaming him for something.
100% my fault, since, hey, isn't everything?

I suppose that last result invalidates the preceeding, doesn't it. Nuts.