> > > I have often thought of how I could mount my paintball gun to the front of my car. At least I'd be able to say "You're a jerk and I don't like you!" without really killing anyone (via ether car crash or gun fire).
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> > You're not the first person to have had this idea.
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> Oh yes, while putting it on your car would be nice, I always wanted a paintball crossbow on my *bicycle*. In Boston, riding a bicycle is so dangerous because drivers actively try to run you off the road that I actually completely stopped using a bicycle. Shame, too, because travel sure got slower.
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> -ahmoacah

A friend's father told me a story a couple times about a frustrated biker. (In the 3 years I rode to school with them, I probably heard the same 25 stories 5 times apiece.) Anyway, this friend of his carried around a piece of drier tubing when he was biking, and when cars were stoopid, he would whap the cars with it - it didn't actually hurt the car, but did make a loud whappy noise and freaked the drivers out. They deserved it.

Lynette