Message Forum: Re: Gathering Statistical Data

Re: Gathering Statistical Data

Posted By: Stephen, on host 24.20.250.142
Date: Monday, December 3, 2001, at 23:11:18
In Reply To: Gathering Statistical Data posted by Darien on Monday, December 3, 2001, at 23:02:54:

> 1. Who is/was the Ayatollah Khomeini?

Uh, he's a dead dude. I don't know if he's short or not. Wait, isn't he like Colonel Sanders?

> 2. Is there a difference between the Republic of China and the Peoples' Republic of China? If so, what is it?

Like, one of them totally stiffs you on the Combo Special. The Republic of China only gives you two entrees, but the PROC gives you THREE for the same price, plus a free fortune cookie. That place rocks.

> 3. Is paganism a religion? If so, why? If not, why not?

I think, like, they gave us the Christmas tree and stuff. And since Christmas is about people giving gifts, which is pretty religious, I say yes.

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> 4. Was the Setpember 11, 2001, terrorist attack on the United States (committed by the Arab terrorist group Al Qaeda) a response to the United States' pro-Israel Middle East policy? If so, why? If not, why not?

Uh... I don't know. Is that the thing they keep talking about on the news? I don't really watch the news that much.

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> 5. What is the meaning of life?

42.

Stephen

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Message:	> > 1. Who is/was the Ayatollah Khomeini? > > Uh, he's a dead dude. I don't know if he's short or not. Wait, isn't he like Colonel Sanders? > > > 2. Is there a difference between the Republic of China and the Peoples' Republic of China? If so, what is it? > > Like, one of them totally stiffs you on the Combo Special. The Republic of China only gives you two entrees, but the PROC gives you THREE for the same price, plus a free fortune cookie. That place rocks. > > > 3. Is paganism a religion? If so, why? If not, why not? > > I think, like, they gave us the Christmas tree and stuff. And since Christmas is about people giving gifts, which is pretty religious, I say yes. > > > > > 4. Was the Setpember 11, 2001, terrorist attack on the United States (committed by the Arab terrorist group Al Qaeda) a response to the United States' pro-Israel Middle East policy? If so, why? If not, why not? > > Uh... I don't know. Is that the thing they keep talking about on the news? I don't really watch the news that much. > > > > > 5. What is the meaning of life? > > 42. > > Stephen
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