> Why is it that, in Rock, Paper, scissors, paper beats rock? I mean, I understand that confetti is less useful than a sheet of paper, and broken scissors are useful for little as well, but a paper-covered rock? So what? The rock doesn't suffocate, of course. Nor is its surface damaged in any way, unless the paper is sandpaper, which it is not. In fact, handling a rock wrapped in paper long enough would cause the rock to wear the paper away, leaving rock obviously victorious. I think I'll just be rock every game. if someone plays paper, then I'll find a rock, wrap it in a tissue, show it to them, and sling it at their head.

Wait a minute. How do you know that it ISN'T sandpaper?

> 10"Can YOU smell what THE ROCK is cooking!? It's jumbalaya! Mmm!"Kan

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