> > > > So, about this guy. Even without the internet, can he sign up on "Ameritrade" and start earning "interest"? Doesn't he need the extra "money" to order "pizza"? And is his computer an "IBM" or a "macintosh"? Or "neither"? An old "Apple" or "TI"? Or maybe one of the el-cheapo web "machines"? Does it have any "Microsoft" software on it?
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> > > Now I was going to try to guess the ins and outs and see if I'm on the right track, but I spent so long that Nyp already answered it! I think I've got an idea, but I think it has to be modified slightly.... So,
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> > > Does he really have any "idea" about how to "improve" his computer? And *gasp* could his computer be an evil "Packard Hell"? And, though he may not have any Microsoft products, what about partnered games like "Age of Empires"? Probably doesn't have "Diablo" or any other "intense" game though. But hey, if he wanted them could he go to "Warez" and "Download" and "hack" them?
> >
> > No "idea", even though he can "improve" his computer. "Packard Hell"? Also possible. Nope, no "Age of Empires". Correct, no "Diablo" or other "intense" games. He could go to "Warez" and "Download" and "hack", but not those.
> >
> > > -Ka"I'm probably sitting in the box too..."z!
> >
> > Nyper"Correct"old
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> Gah! This box is starting to seem "impossible" to solve!
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> So what you're telling me is that this guy is a "geek" and a "loser". He has no "friends" and no "life". He has "parents", who were in a "car crash" which was not "accidental", but they neither "died" nor "survived". He has no "wife", no "children", no "family". He hates "ice cream". But might he have a pet "iguana"?
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> -Space "Also stuck in the box!" Bar

All correct, except he doesn't have an "iguana". He doesn't have a "wife"; he has "wives", although he's not a "polygamist". There is no "love", "patience", "kindness", or "faith", but there is "joy", "peace", "goodness", "meekness", and "temperance".

Nyperold