> ok, this is pretty much for the American members of this forum (although people from other countries can feel free to sympathise with our plight over here)
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> Who the devil can we really vote for?
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> We have Al Gore, who can't open his mouth without lying. He's claimed to invent the internet, he claimed to sing the Union Song when he was a little kid despite the fact that it hadn't been written until he was in college, and tons of other lies. Obviously we don't want a compulsive liar in office. Even Clinton didn't lie as often as he does.
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> We have Bush, who hasn't had a drink for 12 years and still can't speak English. I'm sorry, but the man is a moron. I'm not referring to his political beliefs, I'm referring to his brain power. Listening to what he says, it's very hard to form a favorable opinion of his intelligence.
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> We have Pat Buchannan, who's currently running radio ads advocating a heavy dose of religion in the federal government, and bashing gays.
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> We have Ralph Nader. I don't even know where to begin with him. The Green Party has come up with some winners in past years. . .Federalize the top 500 companies, etc etc. And Nader himself is basically going to work on the enviornment and kicking the collective butt of the auto industry, and throw everything else by the wayside.
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> So basically, we don't have ANYONE who is qualified for the job. What are we to do?
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> (yes, i know, this is a very light overview of the issues. I did it that way on purpose because if I went in-depth on all four of these guys, I'd be writing until noon tomorrow)

Harry Truman! Harry Truman! Where are you now that we need you?
Howard