> > > If there had been a 'Hilarious and Even More Hilarious' choice for the Pea Soup Reader Poll, that's what I would have picked!
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> > > The Nervous Moment was the best one!
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> > Absolutely!! While reading it, I knew there would be a twist, so I kept guessing at what that would be, and until it happens there's just no way to see it coming.
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> > Tra "The best comedy is unpredictable." nio
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> Who cares about what the twist is, they're all funny. I stayed up till 2AM thanks to your site. How the hell am I supposed to sleep when people like you make me want to stay up all night reading pointless garbage? Good job.

I took a quick look at your potato-head theory, and frankly, I'm worried. My brain has been doing that almost daily for decades and I thought it was normal. Thanks for messing up my day. Let me know if you find a cure. In the mean time, remember the words of John Foster Dullas, who used to be Secretary of State or something like that. He said, "At any given moment, one third of the world is asleep and the other two thirds is awake and making trouble." I don't think that has any bearing on the Potato Head Theory, but I thought it was a good quote. Or was that Dean Rusk?
Howard