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> So true. I had a teacher back in fifth grade (and then again in the eighth) who was *maybe* five feet tall if her hair was poofed up. We commonly referred to her as "Shorty" or "Short stuff". At the time we thought we were terribly creative, and the first to do so. Duuuuuhhhhh.
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> Tra "Later in high school, a couple of us went back to visit her, only to hear her current band of children calling her by the *same* names. Go figure." nio

Back in high school, our religion teacher was about five feet tall. Before each class, she'd erase everything on the blackboard from the previous class. She liked to write a lot of stuff on that there blackboard. Anyway, we all got to class on time (like all good students do), and the teacher was busy busy erasing and erasing. But she missed one word, written all the way at the top of the board.

"Jump".

-Faux "heh" Pas