Re: BAD movies
Brunnen-G, on host 203.96.111.196
Tuesday, May 2, 2000, at 20:14:14
Re: BAD movies posted by Howard on Tuesday, May 2, 2000, at 17:23:43:
> > I guess most of those titles are self-explanatory, and if they're any good I'll do IABBBBM reviews anyway, but I just have to quote some of the programme notes for "Night of the Lepus": > > > > "What if a hormone experiment bred evil bunny rabbits the size of horses? What if they were filmed in slow motion? What if we used guys in bunny suits for additional scenes? What if we use stampede footage from old westerns? What if we had a cop screaming 'Ladies and gentlemen, there's a herd of giant killer rabbits heading this way'? What if it starred DeForest Kelly (Bones McCoy from Star Trek)? What if the whole affair was shot with a deadly seriousness similar to German propaganda films?....This is either one of God's greatest pranks on mankind or the most staggering cinematrocity in the history of motion pictures."
> Why DeForest Kelly? Why not John Agar? Or Cornell Wilde? Or Iron-Eyes Cody? > And why not evil wombats the size of horses? > Never mind. I like your ideas best. > Howard
Well, John Agar is in "Zontar: the Thing From Venus." (Another terrific movie from the people who brought you "Mars Needs Women.") You can't have everything.
Brunnen-"evil wombats the size of horses? Why, that would just be *silly*"G
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