> > Well, if Howard can do it, I guess I can too.
> >
> >
> > Tips for traveling in the South:
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> And hilarious they are, too. ^_^
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> > 14. Grapefruit is not a substitute for biscuits and gravy.
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> That's breakfast?! Whatever happened to co'nebread, and grits?
>
> And bangers and mash for them English, eh.
>
>
> > 20. If you decide to stay in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.
>
> *LOL*

Yeah, I think that was my favorite, too.